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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

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nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

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restinpeaches:

rest in fucking peaches, mario

This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.



spicy-vagina-tacos:

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wisegaymen:

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greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

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yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE




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pachouli-princess:

tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID

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what am I going to do with my life?

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